picture of a young american white chick in her underpants
text says
“oh yeah you wanna fuck your lil sis don’t you big bro, you always have haven’t you you filthy fucking pervert? now lick my pussy bro or i’ll tell mom and dad that you sniff my panties”
masturbatory aid of the century
cheersthemetune.wav
Dear Stephen King,
despite your transcendence, your rejection of perceptive standards of reality- your most impressive skill to date is your inexplicable adversity to writing a likeable female character.
every female you write is just… very difficult to like.
MAYBE THATS THE WHOLE POINT EH I dunno
anyway, you have a weird face
you are like a swamp man
lov
team koti all the way
Anonymous asked: what's wrong with your mac? or why are you using your old laptop, the quality is crap
whats up with the personal interest today
Anonymous asked: who is sharon wright?
idk what kind of question is that
Anonymous asked: WHY DO NETTLES CATCH FIRE IF YOU PUT THEM INTO A MICROWAVE?
are they dry nettles? nettles have this ‘capillary’ system wherein minerals gather at the joints where the branches grow. Without the water, the carbohydrate fibers are susceptible as dry twigs would for a campfire. I don’t know man
you gotta be more specific, i’m not sure exactly what you’re asking.
(via derpycats)
Anonymous asked: you have got really small tits
yes but my boob-to-areola ratio is fucking impeccable. I have perfectly formed titties, with adorable little nippletts.
Anonymous asked: would like gpoy please
yeah sure here i am clean off the faggot express

this is my old ghetto webcam/laptop setup lol
zeepan asked: omfg your tumblr is hilarious and your autoplay music is so soothing! :D
thanks bro, ill publish this just so everyone can know how hilarious i am
hello fans
I am super excited to address the very serious and extremely important issue of my online presence. It would seem my golden reputation is at steak (haha oh man I said steak instead of stake i am pretty funny goddamn)
logseux !kH8wjcKndo
so yeah thats that now lets all dust ourselves off and continue to be super best internet friends