picture of a young american white chick in her underpants 

text says

“oh yeah you wanna fuck your lil sis don’t you big bro, you always have haven’t you you filthy fucking pervert? now lick my pussy bro or i’ll tell mom and dad that you sniff my panties”

masturbatory aid of the century

cheersthemetune.wav

dadz0ne:

lsd dream emulator 

(Source: sirtumbleweed)

Dear Stephen King,

despite your transcendence, your rejection of perceptive standards of reality- your most impressive skill to date is your inexplicable adversity to writing a likeable female character.

every female you write is just… very difficult to like.

MAYBE THATS THE WHOLE POINT EH I dunno

anyway, you have a weird face

you are like a swamp man

lov

schaka:

Guys I just want a casually dressing girlfriend. Please provider Tumblr if you know any　

team koti all the way

Anonymous asked: what's wrong with your mac? or why are you using your old laptop, the quality is crap

whats up with the personal interest today

Anonymous asked: who is sharon wright?

idk what kind of question is that

Anonymous asked: WHY DO NETTLES CATCH FIRE IF YOU PUT THEM INTO A MICROWAVE?

are they dry nettles? nettles have this ‘capillary’ system wherein minerals gather at the joints where the branches grow. Without the water, the carbohydrate fibers are susceptible as dry twigs would for a campfire. I don’t know man

you gotta be more specific, i’m not sure exactly what you’re asking.

(via derpycats)

Anonymous asked: you have got really small tits

yes but my boob-to-areola ratio is fucking impeccable. I have perfectly formed titties, with adorable little nippletts.

Anonymous asked: would like gpoy please

yeah sure here i am clean off the faggot express

this is my old ghetto webcam/laptop setup lol

superfag6 asked: that picture of you at that nativity thing. is that in perran? x

it sure is

schaka asked: You're alive omg <3

hey yo hows things

zeepan asked: omfg your tumblr is hilarious and your autoplay music is so soothing! :D

thanks bro, ill publish this just so everyone can know how hilarious i am

hello fans

I am super excited to address the very serious and extremely important issue of my online presence. It would seem my golden reputation is at steak (haha oh man I said steak instead of stake i am pretty funny goddamn)

logseux !kH8wjcKndo 

so yeah thats that now lets all dust ourselves off and continue to be super best internet friends